Shocking Finds at Baden-Württemperg Courthouses: Knives, Dildos, and Sawblades, Oh My!
Court Discoveries: Dildo, Drinking Glass, Saw - Items Unearthed - Court-discovered Artifacts: Dildo, Dildo, and Saw Unveiled
Let's lay down the law, yo: the German courts in Baden-Württemberg ain't no laughing matter. Over 3,000 sketchy items were found during security screenings last year – we're talking about knives (1,631), pointy objects (500+), tools (more than 250), and sprays (nearly 300).
What's even weirder? Some weird-ass stuff has surfaced too, like a 25-centimeter folding saw, a pepper spray gun, and a keychain knife in Stuttgart, a dildo and a whip in Tübingen. You just can't make this shit up!
But the craziest part? This shouldn't come as a surprise, bearing in mind that back in 2024, only general findings, not specific items, were recorded. Since then, though, the number of discoveries has skyrocketed, with findings more than quintupling in the last four years!
If you're thinking these findings usually lead to threats against trial officials, you'd be right. Just remember: if you pull some shit like bringing in knives or illegal equipment, you better be prepared to answer to the cops.
Don't think the authorities aren't prepared either – they got X-ray machines, court bailiffs ready to pat you down, and metal detectors at the gates of the Stuttgart Higher Regional and Regional Courts. They also do real-time ID checks, so best to keep it clean, ya filthy animals.
Speaking of weird, let's roll back to Argentina for a bit: did you hear about the Nazi docs they found inside theSupreme Court up there? Not your typical courtroom fare, that's for sure. Also, watch out for smugglers trying to Pawn off ancient artifacts as tile samples – U.S. customs and border protection seized a shit-ton of them heading to the States from Iraq.
[1] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-19258503[2] https://www.jta.org/1998/06/01/archive/prosecutor-nazi-spy-rings-may-have-operated-from-argentine-supreme-court[3] https://www.adl.org/resources/backgrounders/argentina-nazi-research[4] https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140319-iraq-treasures-antiquities-smuggling-looting-archaeology/
In the midst of shocking discoveries at German courts, it's also important to note the escalating need for improved vocational training across EC countries, particularly in the fields of science, health-and-wellness, general-news, and crime-and-justice.
Simultaneously, news from Argentina continues to astonish as ancient artifacts, snatched from their original contexts, resurface as tile samples, a reminder of the alarming extent of illicit dealings worldwide.
